I live Michigan and I'm not at all ashamed of that. Our economy has taken a beating and 3/4 of the year is basically winter, but it's home away from home.
Despite the fact that this winter has sucked a big one, I'm proud to say I'm from Michigan.
1. No matter who you are, you use your hand to map out where each city is.
Despite the fact that this winter has sucked a big one, I'm proud to say I'm from Michigan.
What's a Michigander? Let me give you a taste:
1. No matter who you are, you use your hand to map out where each city is.

2. You may use both the heat and air conditioner in the same day.. NBD.
3. It's not soda, it's pop. You drink pop and bake with soda.
4. Anyone who lives in the Upper Peninsula is a "Yooper".
5. Nobody likes Michigan left turns but when you see someone screw it up, you automatically know that they aren't from Michigan.
6. If you don't have one person in your family with a truck/four wheel drive vehicle, you're fucked.
7. "Up North" is an ideal vacation spot. Gorgeous lakes and trees for days.
8. You should know how to get your car out of a snow rut without a tow truck or even getting out of the car. (rock it back and forth baby) (twss)
9. Halloween costumes are picked out based solely on whether or not it will fit over a winter coat.
10. Car accidents are more frequently caused by stupid deer. Watch out for the stupid deer.
7. "Up North" is an ideal vacation spot. Gorgeous lakes and trees for days.
8. You should know how to get your car out of a snow rut without a tow truck or even getting out of the car. (rock it back and forth baby) (twss)
9. Halloween costumes are picked out based solely on whether or not it will fit over a winter coat.
10. Car accidents are more frequently caused by stupid deer. Watch out for the stupid deer.

We're resilient, proud, and dedicated because we're from fucking Michigan.
Also...we gave you cars, motown, cereal, and Madonna. You're welcome.